LADIES AND GERMS WE HAVE A WEINER!

For many reasons I have no choice but to award a chap named Omar the winning caption prize. His caption references sasquatch. Thats about all I need.

"Find... my brother... the one I left behind... He's underneath... Sasquatch's penis... and to the left... fiiiiiind him! (Wheeze.)"

Omar wins a nice shiny new deck of cards with original illustrations by some of the world's top poster designers! Yay! (JRW designed the King of Diamonds, shown below). And now... we will smash open the coconut that started this madness and feast on his meaty brains.