KJJ: This was actually fuggin delicious. Rich as s**t, but healthy-like. To make the pasta sauce: toast a pile of walnuts in the oven, 10 mins. Make sure you dont overheat it or you'll busta nut HAW HAW HAW. In the blender, annihilate those walnuts with some milk, 3 cloves of garlic, about a cup of parsley. Put the blended mixture in a little pan on the stove to warm it up. Serve over spinach pasta. In this case, we did FUSION, meaning the noodles were green tea udon noodles. Yes bitches, we did that! And no New York food critic is going to tell us we cant. The salad is a blend of garden greens and herbs, including DILL, only the best herb ever and I will wrestle anyone in a muddy cage match who says otherwise, ya dig? Salad dressing was a superb mixture of 1 part yogurt, 1 part sour cream, smidgen of white wine vinegar, S&P. Oh, dont forget the fuji apple slices and grapes! After we ate this we went and watched R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet. Oh, you havent heard of it? Oh, you haven't been to Europe? Oh, you don't have The Crucifucks Wisconsin on vinyl?...
KJJ: This was actually fuggin delicious. Rich as s**t, but healthy-like. To make the pasta sauce: toast a pile of walnuts in the oven, 10 mins. Make sure you dont overheat it or you'll busta nut HAW HAW HAW. In the blender, annihilate those walnuts with some milk, 3 cloves of garlic, about a cup of parsley. Put the blended mixture in a little pan on the stove to warm it up. Serve over spinach pasta. In this case, we did FUSION, meaning the noodles were green tea udon noodles. Yes bitches, we did that! And no New York food critic is going to tell us we cant. The salad is a blend of garden greens and herbs, including DILL, only the best herb ever and I will wrestle anyone in a muddy cage match who says otherwise, ya dig? Salad dressing was a superb mixture of 1 part yogurt, 1 part sour cream, smidgen of white wine vinegar, S&P. Oh, dont forget the fuji apple slices and grapes! After we ate this we went and watched R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet. Oh, you havent heard of it? Oh, you haven't been to Europe? Oh, you don't have The Crucifucks Wisconsin on vinyl?...
