KJJ: The top photo is fried bananas & walnuts. That part was desert. JRW goes ape-shit for those bananas. Even though this is only the first time he's had them. And I didnt really fry them so much as "heat them up in a pan with some oil". Bottom photo is tofu and asparagus stir-fry. The trick is 2 parts rice wine vinegar, 1 part soy sauce. That is it. Listen bitches, don't bother with all those sickly, sticky stir-fry sauces. Don't drown the veggies. Just put that magic formula with some garlic and ginger and you will make the motherf**king freshest stir-fry. (I'm trying to award myself a prize for most profanity-laden food blog). Weird thing, Central Market sells ginger root from Germany (!) for $7.99/lb. Meanwhile, right beside it is ginger root from Asia for $1.99/lb. In conclusion, I refuse to purchase any "Asian" products from Central Market. I support making the extra trip to the fine, fine Asian markets (so many of them in North Austin). Support small businesses! Their stuff is always way cheaper.
JRW: Hey, KJJ, let me help with the profanity up in this piece: This motherf**king shizz was delicioso.
KJJ: Fuck yeah. I love you long time, babe.
KJJ: The top photo is fried bananas & walnuts. That part was desert. JRW goes ape-shit for those bananas. Even though this is only the first time he's had them. And I didnt really fry them so much as "heat them up in a pan with some oil". Bottom photo is tofu and asparagus stir-fry. The trick is 2 parts rice wine vinegar, 1 part soy sauce. That is it. Listen bitches, don't bother with all those sickly, sticky stir-fry sauces. Don't drown the veggies. Just put that magic formula with some garlic and ginger and you will make the motherf**king freshest stir-fry. (I'm trying to award myself a prize for most profanity-laden food blog). Weird thing, Central Market sells ginger root from Germany (!) for $7.99/lb. Meanwhile, right beside it is ginger root from Asia for $1.99/lb. In conclusion, I refuse to purchase any "Asian" products from Central Market. I support making the extra trip to the fine, fine Asian markets (so many of them in North Austin). Support small businesses! Their stuff is always way cheaper.
JRW: Hey, KJJ, let me help with the profanity up in this piece: This motherf**king shizz was delicioso.
KJJ: Fuck yeah. I love you long time, babe.
