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THE BURRITO THAT CANNOT BE NAMED
KJJ: THATS ME SLURPING THAI TEA WITH PEARL AKA BUBBLE TEA. CAUSE PUTTING TAPIOCA EYEBALLS IN A BEVERAGE IS LIKE... OBVIOUS-- WHAT TOOK THEM SO LONG TO DO IT? MY STOMACH IS ALL, "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?", BUT MY TONGUE IS ALL, "SWEET = GOOD", AND MY BRAIN IS ALL, "GOTTA GET THE LAST BUBBLE, GOTTA GET THE LAST BUBBLE, GOTTA GET THE LAST BUBBLE." SEE BELOW FOR AN IMAGE OF THE WARNING THAT CAME ON MY PLASTIC CUP. THIS IS A CASE FOR INSPECTOR DETECTIVE OBVIOUS.
JRW: THIS PLACE IS MY NEW FAVORITE PLACE. IT'S BY MY WORK, AND I'VE ONLY PASSED BY IT LIKE, A TRILLION TIMES. MORE WILL BE WRITTEN ABOUT THIS PLACE, HOPEFULLY IN THE NEAR FUTURE...LIKE NEXT PAYCHECK. THEY'VE GOT LIKE, A TRILLION DRINKS, SMOOTHIES, TEAS, COFFEES...AND YOU CAN GET PEARLS IN ALL OF THEM, FOR LIKE 25 CENTS EXTRA! I HAD A MOCHA, AND IT WAS PRETTY DIVINE. HOWEVER, BE WARNED:TOO MUCH TAPIOCA CAN TOTALLY CRAMP UP YOUR STOMACH FOR LIKE, 10 MINUTES AFTERWARDS. NEXT TIME WE GO, I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER THE NAME. OH, I JUST DID...COCO'S.
KJJ: I CANT BELIEVE IT TOOK JRW 4 MONTHS TO PROCURE FOR ME AN AUTHENTIC TEXAS BURRITO! BUT PROCURE HE DID. I WONT SHAME THE REST OF THE WORLD BY EVEN POSTING AN IMAGE OF A BURRITO THAT THEY COULD NEVER POSSIBLEY REPLICATE. A TRUE LADY DOESNT KISS AND TELL.
JRW:THE SHACK. USED TO BE THEY ONLY STAYED OPEN UNTIL LIKE 3 IN THE AFTERNOON. THEY HAVE RIDICULOUS BREAKFAST TACOS-VERY HEARTY, YOU ONLY NEED 2. NOW THEY HAVE A LOCATION THAT STAYS OPEN UNTIL 9, AND YOU CAN GO SCORE A 'SHACK BURRRITO' FOR LIKE, 4 BUCKS. PRETTY GOOD, BECAUSE EATING IN AUSTIN IS EXPENSIVE. ANYWAY, 'THE SHACK BURRRITO' WITH TACO MEAT IS WHAT I HAD, HOLD THE SOUR CREaM AND TOMATOES. IT WAS GREAT-THE CHEESE WAS MELTY, THE REFRIED BEANS WEREN'T TOO THICK OR DRY, THE TACO MEAT DIDN'T HAVE ANY OF THAT QUESTIONABLE, GRISTLY MATTER IN IT, AND (THE BEST PART) IT DIDN'T FALL APART ON ME. WAY TO GO, TACO SHACK,YOU SUPER-STUD...OH WAIT, WAS I NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THE NAME?
KJJ: THATS ME SLURPING THAI TEA WITH PEARL AKA BUBBLE TEA. CAUSE PUTTING TAPIOCA EYEBALLS IN A BEVERAGE IS LIKE... OBVIOUS-- WHAT TOOK THEM SO LONG TO DO IT? MY STOMACH IS ALL, "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?", BUT MY TONGUE IS ALL, "SWEET = GOOD", AND MY BRAIN IS ALL, "GOTTA GET THE LAST BUBBLE, GOTTA GET THE LAST BUBBLE, GOTTA GET THE LAST BUBBLE." SEE BELOW FOR AN IMAGE OF THE WARNING THAT CAME ON MY PLASTIC CUP. THIS IS A CASE FOR INSPECTOR DETECTIVE OBVIOUS.
JRW: THIS PLACE IS MY NEW FAVORITE PLACE. IT'S BY MY WORK, AND I'VE ONLY PASSED BY IT LIKE, A TRILLION TIMES. MORE WILL BE WRITTEN ABOUT THIS PLACE, HOPEFULLY IN THE NEAR FUTURE...LIKE NEXT PAYCHECK. THEY'VE GOT LIKE, A TRILLION DRINKS, SMOOTHIES, TEAS, COFFEES...AND YOU CAN GET PEARLS IN ALL OF THEM, FOR LIKE 25 CENTS EXTRA! I HAD A MOCHA, AND IT WAS PRETTY DIVINE. HOWEVER, BE WARNED:TOO MUCH TAPIOCA CAN TOTALLY CRAMP UP YOUR STOMACH FOR LIKE, 10 MINUTES AFTERWARDS. NEXT TIME WE GO, I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER THE NAME. OH, I JUST DID...COCO'S.
KJJ: I CANT BELIEVE IT TOOK JRW 4 MONTHS TO PROCURE FOR ME AN AUTHENTIC TEXAS BURRITO! BUT PROCURE HE DID. I WONT SHAME THE REST OF THE WORLD BY EVEN POSTING AN IMAGE OF A BURRITO THAT THEY COULD NEVER POSSIBLEY REPLICATE. A TRUE LADY DOESNT KISS AND TELL.
JRW:THE SHACK. USED TO BE THEY ONLY STAYED OPEN UNTIL LIKE 3 IN THE AFTERNOON. THEY HAVE RIDICULOUS BREAKFAST TACOS-VERY HEARTY, YOU ONLY NEED 2. NOW THEY HAVE A LOCATION THAT STAYS OPEN UNTIL 9, AND YOU CAN GO SCORE A 'SHACK BURRRITO' FOR LIKE, 4 BUCKS. PRETTY GOOD, BECAUSE EATING IN AUSTIN IS EXPENSIVE. ANYWAY, 'THE SHACK BURRRITO' WITH TACO MEAT IS WHAT I HAD, HOLD THE SOUR CREaM AND TOMATOES. IT WAS GREAT-THE CHEESE WAS MELTY, THE REFRIED BEANS WEREN'T TOO THICK OR DRY, THE TACO MEAT DIDN'T HAVE ANY OF THAT QUESTIONABLE, GRISTLY MATTER IN IT, AND (THE BEST PART) IT DIDN'T FALL APART ON ME. WAY TO GO, TACO SHACK,YOU SUPER-STUD...OH WAIT, WAS I NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THE NAME?
