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SUNDAY OF CHAMPIONS
HI THERE. WE ARE DEVOTED CULINARY ADVENTURERS. WE DROVE TO A BBQ FESTIVAL. THATS RIGHT, WE LIVE IN TEXAS AND WE WENT TO A BBQ FESTIVAL. BEER AND BRISKET. WHAT HAPPENED TO... THE GIRL THAT I ONCE KNEW...? HINDU VEGAN OPTIONS? HUH? WHAT? SPICY SAUSAGES, PULLED PORK AND BRISKET. DID WE EVEN PAY?
(JRW STEPS IN)
WE HAVE GREAT FRIENDS, FOR REALS. THEY TAKE US TO EAT LIKE, THE BEST BBQ YOU'VE EVER HAD IN YOUR ENTIRE MORTAL LIFE, REMEMBER COOPER'S, KJ? THAT WAS WIKKED. BUT SO WAS THIS. BEST BRISKET I'VE EVER HAD (SORRY GRANDMA). KJ MADE ME WEAR A TSHIRT WITH AN IMAGE OF A SMILING LUNATIC PIG DISEMBOWLING ITSELF, PERFECT FOR THE DAY. SHE WAS A CHAMP, AND SMART, TOO. SHE STOOD IN THE SHADE WHILE WE WAITED IN THE SUN, LINED UP FOR 30 MINUTES FOR A LITTLE PLATE OF TEXAS HEAVEN. I KNOW, WE SAY WE'RE GONNA STOP EATING ALL THIS MEAT, BUT IT'S SO GOOD...
JRW MADE TOASTED CHEESE SANDWICHES AND VERY OXIDIZED APPLE SLICES FOR ME FOR DINNER.
(JRW AGAIN) THE BREAD WAS TOASTED PERFECTLY, THE CHEDDAR MELTED JUST TO THE POINT WHERE IT BECOMES LIKE A SLOW-MOVING, SWEATY LAVA, SOFT AND SQUISHY, BUT NOT QUITE OOZING OUT OF THE SIDES...THAT PHOTO OF THE APPLES IS MISLEADING, BECAUSE ALTHOUGH THEY WERE A LITTLE BROWN FROM BEING OUT ON THE COUNTER WHILE THE AWESOME SANDWICHES TOASTED, THEY WERE FUJI APPLES, SO THEY WERE SUPREMELY DELISH. AND MY LIMEADE WAS PRETTY AWESOME AS WELL. RESPECKONIZE.
HI THERE. WE ARE DEVOTED CULINARY ADVENTURERS. WE DROVE TO A BBQ FESTIVAL. THATS RIGHT, WE LIVE IN TEXAS AND WE WENT TO A BBQ FESTIVAL. BEER AND BRISKET. WHAT HAPPENED TO... THE GIRL THAT I ONCE KNEW...? HINDU VEGAN OPTIONS? HUH? WHAT? SPICY SAUSAGES, PULLED PORK AND BRISKET. DID WE EVEN PAY?
(JRW STEPS IN)
WE HAVE GREAT FRIENDS, FOR REALS. THEY TAKE US TO EAT LIKE, THE BEST BBQ YOU'VE EVER HAD IN YOUR ENTIRE MORTAL LIFE, REMEMBER COOPER'S, KJ? THAT WAS WIKKED. BUT SO WAS THIS. BEST BRISKET I'VE EVER HAD (SORRY GRANDMA). KJ MADE ME WEAR A TSHIRT WITH AN IMAGE OF A SMILING LUNATIC PIG DISEMBOWLING ITSELF, PERFECT FOR THE DAY. SHE WAS A CHAMP, AND SMART, TOO. SHE STOOD IN THE SHADE WHILE WE WAITED IN THE SUN, LINED UP FOR 30 MINUTES FOR A LITTLE PLATE OF TEXAS HEAVEN. I KNOW, WE SAY WE'RE GONNA STOP EATING ALL THIS MEAT, BUT IT'S SO GOOD...
JRW MADE TOASTED CHEESE SANDWICHES AND VERY OXIDIZED APPLE SLICES FOR ME FOR DINNER.
(JRW AGAIN) THE BREAD WAS TOASTED PERFECTLY, THE CHEDDAR MELTED JUST TO THE POINT WHERE IT BECOMES LIKE A SLOW-MOVING, SWEATY LAVA, SOFT AND SQUISHY, BUT NOT QUITE OOZING OUT OF THE SIDES...THAT PHOTO OF THE APPLES IS MISLEADING, BECAUSE ALTHOUGH THEY WERE A LITTLE BROWN FROM BEING OUT ON THE COUNTER WHILE THE AWESOME SANDWICHES TOASTED, THEY WERE FUJI APPLES, SO THEY WERE SUPREMELY DELISH. AND MY LIMEADE WAS PRETTY AWESOME AS WELL. RESPECKONIZE.
