HUNAN HOUSTON

LET'S TALK ABOUT HUNAN HOUSTON. ITS BEEN THERE FOR THIRTY YEARS. LETS TALK ABOUT HOW AWESOME THAT ASPARAGUS WAS. AND HOW WE DIDNT HAVE TO PAY. BECAUSE WE'RE MORE OF A ROCKY CHANG FAMILY. (CHEAP PLACE IN AUSTIN). FIRST OF ALL, HOW DO YOU WRAP A CHICKEN AROUND AN ASPARAGUS? PONDER THAT ONE. THE ROAD TO HOUSTON IS A TOUGH ONE. HUNAN DOESNT HAVE RED ZINFANDEL. IF YOU ORDER IT, IT WILL BE PINK. WE DONT HATE HUNAN IN HOUSTON. ITS THOSE JERKS AT AMERICAS THAT REQUIRE A RESERVATION THAT WE HATE. HUNAN LETS YOU IN EVEN IF YOU'RE WEARING RED PUMAS AND JEANS. JRW RECEIVED A FORTUNE COOKIE WITH NO FORTUNE IN IT. PONDER THAT ONE. THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS IS TO TALK ABOUT THE FOOD. OUR COMPANIONS ORDERED CHICKENS AND WE ORDERED SEA CREATURES, AND THEIRS WAS THE BEST. YOU ARE LOOKING AT JRW'S PLATE. KJJ: "WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ON HERE?" JRW: "CHICKEN WRAPPED AROUND ASPARAGUS." KJJ: "WASNT THAT THE SUMMIT SPECIAL?" JRW:" YEAH. THE SUMMIT SPECIAL. AND THE RETURN OF THE FLIGHT OF THE PHEONIX STARRING LOU GOSSET JUNIOR." KJJ: "AND A CHICKEN RIGHT?" JRW: "AND SOME OTHER CHICKENS. AND A LOVEBOAT OF SEA CREATURES AND GREEN BEANS AND RICE." KJJ: "I LIKE THE GREEN BEANS AND RICE. BECAUSE I'M STILL A VEGETARIAN".